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Meg aka Aunt Sharpie

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tomorrow is the big day [Dec. 28th, 2009|06:52 pm]
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[Current Mood | nervous]
[Current Music |This Is My Night, by Chaka Khan]

 I need all the vibes you can send me! Prayers, happy thoughts, etc!

Tomorrow I am taking the test to become a CCA: Certified Coding Associate.

*HUGS*
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HUD [Dec. 21st, 2009|02:15 am]
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[Current Mood | discontent]
[Current Music |nothin']

Okay folks, I need all the info you've got about applying for Section 8/talking to HUD, etc. Thank you! *HUGS*
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I should be paid for these ideas. [Dec. 16th, 2009|02:34 pm]
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[Current Mood | creative]
[Current Music |nothin']

Do I want to see a Mythbusters/Top Gear crossover special?

Why yes. Yes I do.

And no, it's not just so I can drool over Adam Savage & James May at the same time.

But that would be part of the fun.

*HUGS*
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Michael Cera & Jesse Eisenberg [Oct. 25th, 2009|02:15 pm]
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[Current Location |90266]
[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |nothin']

So, when are they going to play brothers?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b106124_blab_blab_blab_meet_new_michael_cera.html?sid=rss_awful&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_awful

http://www.seattlepi.com/movies/411341_film30560530.html


P.S. Zombieland was awesome.

*HUGS*

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What to say to Protestors Outside your Planned Parenthood [Oct. 22nd, 2009|05:41 pm]
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[Current Mood | bored]
[Current Music |nothin']

I just came to get my ass checked after that rough anal sex last night.

Relax, it's just crabs; there's no need to make a scene.

I didn't know you cared...about my urinary tract infection.

Oh and I suppose YOU'D like to give me a free pap smear?

Yes, please pray for me...that this syphilis clears up.

The only way way I could get pregnant would be through immaculate conception.

It's just a herpes flare-up, now get out of my way!

My nipple/genital piercing is infected & this is the only place I can afford.

I'm actually male.  What are you going to do, check my pants like you do for marriage licenses?

Oh, so that itching means I'm pregnant?  I thought it was just scabies.

Why are you intent on making me late for my breast/cervical cancer screening?

Oh, I wish I  was pregnant!  That would be so much better than these ugly looking warts/this nasty smelling discharge "down there."

You think I'm pregnant? Are you saying I look fat? What's wrong with you?  SIZE ACCEPTANCE NOW!

Back off! I've got a staph infection & I'm not afraid to use it!

I appreciate your concern, but after this tubal ligation, I'll never have to worry about that.

*HUGS*





 
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Plague, Yellow Fever & Malaria, oh my! [Sep. 12th, 2009|10:57 am]
http://news.mongabay.com/2005/1102-disease.html
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1104-02.htm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/03/060322142101.htm
http://ec.europa.eu/research/headlines/news/article_06_08_30_en.html
http://kalimao.blogspot.com/2008/02/health-yellow-fever-in-paraguay.html
http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/the-platform/editorial-writers-notebooks/2009/09/of-mosquitos-and-global-warming/

*HUGS*
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Lots of Love to Garrison Keillor [Sep. 9th, 2009|10:44 pm]
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[Current Location |90266]
[Current Mood | busy]
[Current Music |nothin']

I'm late on this, but I'm glad he's doing better. Wishing him a speedy recovery!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/09/garrison.keillor.stroke/index.html

http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/

http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/

*HUGS*




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Health Care In Germany [Aug. 5th, 2009|09:58 am]
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I really like this model.

http://www.npr.org/templates/
story/story.php?storyId=91971406
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91931036
http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/reprint/13/4/22.pdf
http://www.justlanded.com/english/Germany/Germany-Guide/Health/Introduction
http://www.medhunters.com/articles/healthcareInGermany.html
http://www.civitas.org.uk/pubs/bb3Germany.php

*HUGS*
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celebrities I've dreamed about (not necessarily sexual) [Jul. 17th, 2009|10:47 am]
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Deedee Ramone (x2)

Alan Alda

Pau Gasol (x2)

David Hyde Pierce}
Orlando Jones}}}}}} }-Same dream.
David Duchovny}}}}

*HUGS*
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yo [Jul. 6th, 2009|01:08 pm]
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[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |L.A. Woman, by The Doors]

Hot damn, I love being single.

*HUGS* 
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I learned from ducks. [Jul. 6th, 2009|12:52 pm]
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[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |nothin']

Donald In Mathmagic Land
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ssR7M5Px0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tyRPerr6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QifFucusbR4

Scrooge McDuck And Money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcIszzV-WrY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfr8gwL5UkM

A Symposium On Popular Songs (w/ Prof. Ludwig von Drake)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n1cXmMV8eI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMpgIYH_kJA

*HUGS*


 
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my independence day music [Jul. 4th, 2009|06:57 pm]
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[Current Mood | okay]
[Current Music |Stand up, by Flobots]

Rage Against The Machine

Flobots

Bad Religion


*HUGS*

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oh boy [Jun. 10th, 2009|01:36 pm]
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[Current Mood | disappointed]
[Current Music |nothin']

Some foreign hottie next to my computer station in the library has lost his wallet. Wish I could offer to help. Damn not having my own place! Wouldn't mind offering him a place to stay for the night.

*HUGS*
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more interesting stuff [Jun. 6th, 2009|09:43 am]
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http://www.altmuslim.com/a/a/b/2062/
http://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/0205/tolerance.html
http://www.slate.com/id/2157314/
http://www.postfun.com/pfp/worbois.html
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stuff for future reference [Jun. 6th, 2009|09:39 am]
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[Current Mood | bored]
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http://www.jobpostcanada.com/teacher_tenure_an_analysis_of_ca_proposition_74.php
http://bayneweb.com/blog/archives/61
http://forums.mymotherlode.com/showthread.php?t=701&page=49
http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=24570

*HUGS*
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Gay penguins rear a chick! [Jun. 5th, 2009|06:32 pm]
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[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |nothin']

Mazel tov to Z & Vielpunkt!
http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/environment/2009/june/Gay-Penguins-in-Germany-Rear-Their-Own-Chick.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/04/two-gay-penguins-and-a-ch_n_211497.html
http://www.livescience.com/animals/etc/090604-gay-penguins-rear-chick.html

*HUGS*
 
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man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment [Jun. 2nd, 2009|02:13 pm]
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[Current Mood | creative]
[Current Music |nothin']

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_cuts_off_penis_over_marriage_disappointment&in_article_id=676227&in_page_id=2
http://livenews.com.au/news/egyptian-man-cuts-off-own-penis-to-stop-arranged-marriage/2009/6/1/208438
http://www.latimes.com/features/custom/oddnews/la-on-egyptian-mutilation3-2009jun03,0,6728527.story

I read about this yesterday. So very sad. It's a freaky world we live in; my heart goes out to this guy & his beloved. However, I wonder why it never crossed his mind, if he came from a rich family, why he didn't make off w/ some money & his girlfriend for another region or country where they could be together. It seems to be very telling about the culture, when a man would rather remove his penis than disown or be disowned by his family.

*HUGS*
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Missed you, LJ-Land. [Jun. 2nd, 2009|11:19 am]
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[Current Location |90266]
[Current Mood | creative]
[Current Music |Does Your Mother Know, by Abba]

I've been ridiculously busy w/ school lately; finals are this week & then I start my externship. On top of this, there of course has been work, getting a nasty cold that knocked me on my ass for a week & cheering the Lakers on through the Western Conference Finals. Thanks to a short, intensive class that had a test every week, I haven't even been making it to choir. *sad face* Though I did enjoy the Memorial Day weekend at The Ranch. I needed that break. It was great to see everyone & their kiddos, swim in the pool, drink large quantities of Guinness & get my toenails painted. (Thanks, Janice!) Much love to Heather, Janice & the rest of the Tribe for a relaxing weekend of hedonsim & music.

Last night, Conan O'Brien assumed the throne as rightful King of the Tonight Show. I cannot tell you how much it pleases me to not only have my favorite late-night comedian as the Tonight Show host, but now that he's in LA (maybe I'll run into him) going to a taping will be vastly cheaper & easier & I don't have to stay up as late to watch him on TV. Huzzah!
To welcome him, I think we should have one of LA's finest drag queens go on the show & lip-sync to Abba's "Does Your Mother Know."  All the while, I can dance & be the referenced young girl...who is totally missing that the drag queen is actually making eyes at Conan. Yes.

Oh, & you owe it to yourselves to read "The Glass Books Of The Dream Eaters." Trust me.

*HUGS*
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Iz Jes Cannut Stop Playin [May. 15th, 2009|07:16 pm]
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[Current Mood | amused]
[Current Music |nothin']

http://n4fcats.lolrusgames.com/

*HUGS*
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Blueberries & Spoons [Mar. 10th, 2009|09:46 pm]
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[Current Mood | awake]
[Current Music |nothin']

The Blueberry Story
http://www.jamievollmer.com/blue_story.html

The Spoon Theory
http://butyoudontlooksick.com/the_spoon_theory/

*HUGS*

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