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Meg aka Aunt Sharpie
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11 August 1979
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"Rather inclined to giggle; doesn't put things away."
--Mary Poppins

Mentok the Mind-Taker is my boyfriend.

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside.
--Emerson Lake & Palmer

Megan/Meg/Megs/Meggy/Meggers/NutMeg
SingingNymph/SpaceVixen/SinisterMeg/HMQueenMeg
CSUN Positive Space
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I like to meet fellow musicians of various genres & like-minds. I don't plan on going into a performance career, but I think it's good to have a network of musician friends--not only to hang out with, but to help each other out too, when possible. (And mebbe someone will humor me & let me sing w/ them once in a blue moon. I'm not a spotlight slut, but that doesn't mean I don't gravitate toward it like a moth now & then.)

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Hilda Mae Corners-Burroughs:
"Deety, never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast & don't raise controversial issues until after his second cup of coffee, you can get away with murder the rest of the time. They don't notice other odors when they smell bacon."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 41
"I hear that there are things no whore will do for money but I have yet to find anything that a university chancellor faced with a deficit will boggle at."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 42
"A univer$ity alway$ $tand$ $taunchly by it$ $olvent a$$ociate$; that$ the ba$ic $ecret of $chola$tic $ucce$$."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 43
"I am strong for women's rights but was never taken in by unisex nonsense. I don't yearn to be equal; Sharpie is as unequal as possible, with all the perks & bonuses and special privileges that come from being one of the superior sex. If a man fails to hold a door for me, I fail to see him & step on his instep. I feel no shame in making lavish use of the strongest muscles, namely male ones (but my own strongest muscle is dedicated to the service of men--noblesse oblige). I don't begrudge men one wit of their natural advantages as long as they respect mine. I am not an unhappy pseudofemale; I am female & like it that way.
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 43
"Piffle, dear. I don't have morals, just customs."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 43
"Zebbie is a funny one--he wears rudeness like a Hallowe'en mask, afraid that someone will discover the Galahad underneath."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 131
"Cap'n Zebbie, the one time I fired a gun, I went backwards, the bullet went that-a-way, & I had a sore shoulder. Better have me walk in front to trip land mines."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 157
"I tried to explain the difference between a male friend & a bedmate--the scarcity of the first, the boring plethora of applicants for the other."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 204
"Advice to all explorers: Do not roam the universes without a spare can opener."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 222
"I have found that it is more practical to present a man with a fait accompli than a discussion."
--The Number Of The Beast, pg 284

St. Alia Of The Knife
Thus spoke St. Alia-of-the-Knife: "The Reverend Mother must combine the seductive wiles of a courtesan with the untouchable majesty of a virgin goddess, holding these attributes in tension so long as the powers of her youth endure. For when youth and beauty have gone, she will find that the place-between, once occupied by tension, has become a wellspring of cunning and resourcefulness.
~from "Muad'Dib, Family Commentaries," by the Princess Irulan
--Dune, pages 21-22
The Fremen see her as the Earth Figure, a demi-goddess whose special charge is to protect the tribes through her powers of violence. She is Reverend Mother to their Reverend Mothers. To pilgrims who seek her out with demands that she restore virility or make the barren fruitful, she is a form of antimentat. She feeds on that proof that the "analytic" has limits. She represents ultimate tension. She is the virgin-harlot--witty, vulgar, cruel, as destructive in her whims as a coriolis storm.
~St. Alia of the Knife, as taken from The Irulan Report
--Dune Messiah, page 109

"...I love you. Not like they told you love is & I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess." ~Ronny, Moonstruck

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest & it opens up your heart & it means that someone can get inside you & mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life.... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, & then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out & leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Rose Walker, The Sandman, Neil Gaiman


"God gave women their curves," Mae lectured, "effeminate dressmakers took them away by designing garments which could be worn only by women shaped like scarecrows...Most men like women when they look like women. You can get a handful of toothpicks in a restaurant -- free of charge."

The Founding Fathers Weren't Christian
CrimethInc.
Why Wiccans Suck
Heartless Bitches
Rev. Billy & The Church Of Stop Shopping
Starbucks Delocator
AWOL Bush
What's happening to your 1st Amendment Rights?
http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/ http://prorev.com/coup.htm
I will love this forever.
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